Help me! I was playing with the p***s pokey book!

Question

And when I got to the third page I stuck my p***s into the hole in the page and now it is stuck! I can't tell my mom because she dosent even know I own this book and she would get freaked out and tell my dad!

Answer 1

You're a strange boy....cold water? i dunno

Answer 2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

maybe you should wait a bit...until your woohoo goes down.

hahaha.

Answer 3

HAHAHAHHAHAHA.

Answer 4

Leave it alone and it will come out wagging your tail behind you

Answer 5

Ah, the p***s Pokey Book... never, kid, ever, are you supposed to stick your p***s in the hole in the page. That little nugget of info can be found just before Part VII, section XI: Settling in the Stirrups Before Barebacking the Sow."

Answer 6

It's always good to get your head into a good book! What's the problem?

Answer 7

Stop being aroused and then slide out.

Answer 8

Grease it with butter!

Answer 9

WHAT!?? hahah cut the book