Help me PLEASE :( :( ?

Question

Ok well..

here it goess... well my parents have been away for two weeks and they're coming back in 2 days.

It all started this saturday when I did a massive poo. It was just huge. It blocked the toilet and now all the poos are just piling up on each other

and it's almost overflowing with poo poos ! How do I get rid of them??

This is not a joke.. I do massive s***s

Please. I'm not taking the mic.

Answer 1

You need a plumber

Answer 2

ROFLMAO!  thats nearly as good as mine! ;-)

Answer 3

Seriously, i wouldnt have thought your poos are any bigger than mine or anyone elses. Its your plumbing thats at fault, if it cant cope.

Call a plumber, or use a plunger.

Answer 4

Id call the Drain Doctor

Answer 5

Get a bin bag - shovel the stuff out of the loo - go down the bottom of the garden & dump it on the compost heap. (Obviously not now this minute at night!!!). Then tomorrow, get yourself to the GP so he can give you something to help the problem. I'm not taking the mickey either - just trying to help.

Answer 6

use a plunger  

Answer 7

i'd say shove it out. wear protective stuff like gloves etc.. and ask your doctor for Fybogel, its like an orange drink that break down your waste

Answer 8

lmao

use a plunger

take the c**p out

or call a plumber

Answer 9

um...there is these things call plungers.

You use them in there instances.

Answer 10

get your hand round the U bend

Answer 11

call Guinness book of world records and get that thing checked out like on south park XD  

Answer 12

are you overweight and eating to excess?look to see if your diet maybe affecting your regularity as is most probable.break up the poo manually and keep flushing.if you still have a problem could be your system or drains.plummer