Help me be funny?! :-D

Question

What's something funnly that you would do if some1 said to do something funny right now! & ill give you a $1,000,000!

Answer 1

I'd break out laughing at the fact that he thought that you thought he was going to actually give you a million dollars to do something funny !!!

Answer 2

The voices in my head always tell the funniest jokes what do your voices tell you to do ? O.o

Answer 3

One day a man won the lottery and ran home to his wife, he said:

"Honey, pack your bags, i've won the lottery!"

The wife was so excited

"What should i pack? stuff for hiking in snowy mountains or stuff for relaxing on an island..."

the husband replied saying

"I don't care, just go!"

Answer 4

I'd crack one of my best jokes:-

Having just finished reading a story to the sixth-grade class, the

teacher decided to check the student's knowledge of some of the

vocabulary that had been used. "Who knows what the word 'adolescent'

means?" she asked.

Out of the entire class of 35, not one child raised a hand.

After a few more silent moments, she decided to give them a hint:

"Adolescent - it's something all of you are, and I am not."

Finally Little Johnny tentatively raised his hand, and in a very soft

voice said, "Virgins?"

Answer 5

>

> The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

> The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he

> entered it in the race again, and it won again.

>

> The local paper read: PASTOR'S *** OUT FRONT.

>

> The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he

> ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another

> race.

>

> The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES

> PASTOR'S ***.

>

> This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to

> get rid of the donkey.

> The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

> The local paper, hearing of the news, posted

> the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST *** IN TOWN.

>

> The bishop fainted.

> He informed the nun that she would have to

> get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

>

> The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS *** FOR $10.

>

> This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun

> to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it

> could run wild.

>

> The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER *** IS WILD

> AND FREE.

>

> The bishop was buried the next day.

>

> The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about

> public opinion can bring you much grief and misery. . .

> even shorten your life.

> So be yourself and enjoy life.

> Stop worrying about everyone else's *** and

> you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

> Have a nice day!