Help me. bruised knee?

Question

well my friend want to bruise and make her knee swell up so she can get out of some stuff at school with her friends. it needs to be visible. so like make it stand out. any suggestions and she doesn't want to like end up having to got tot he doctor or anything so mae it something that she can do to it not so bad, but bad enough to bruise and make it swell up. please help me

Answer 1

dry ice will make your skin look bruised

Answer 2

You can easily do it without hurting her...

just use black, grey, green and pink eye shadow, but not a shimmering one (otherwise it will look glittery and shiny). Use bold eye shadow and blend it into the skin.

As for swelling, not gunna work out without hurting her really.

TELL HER TO LIMP! for added affect yeah ?