i need a monologue for an audition and havent decided yet
1.Bridget 8 simple rules: whats this about? o I'll tell you what this is about missy! I mean, I go to his academic parties and I try to impress him and it's like BUY A VOWEL ALREADY! this is about winning Jeremy and humiliating Lacey so bad that she has to hide her face and move to the Northern territory and live with the bears, until one day she starts riding the bear like a pony and it gets so mad that it turns around and eats her and it eats so much of her face that it starts to look like Lacey and all the other bears point and laugh and say, "Ha! Your face looks like Lacey's."
2.Maggie Fitzgerald: I can't be like this, Frankie. Not after what I've done. I've seen the world. People chanted my name. Well, not my name, some name you gave me. But they were chanting for me. I was in magazines. You think I ever dreamed that'd happen? I was born at two pounds, one-and-a-half ounces. Daddy used to tell me I fought into this world, and I'd fight my way out. That's all I wanna do, Frankie. I just don't wanna fight you to do it. I got what I needed. I got it all. Don't let 'em keep taking it away from me.
3.Jen at&t commercial: hi i'm jens phone,jen doesnt have at&t so she gets like no bars in this parking lot, so gorgeous, cute, totally popular paul text as much as you like, shoulda coulda woulda over here wont get any of them. shes gonna hang out with bryan, who lets admit, smells a bit, thanks jen, proms gonna be a blast!
4.Haley Graham stick it:Four events and four judges per event. That's sixteen judges ready to tell us just how badly we suck. Sixteen people ready to tell us just how perfect we're not. But here we are chasing perfection. The problem is, perfection doesn't exist. It doesn't matter how hard we run or how high we flip. Leave your hands on the vault table too long, deduction. If you use one arm instead of two, big deduction. And if your feet clip the vault before they hit the floor, you're done.It doesn't matter how well you do. It's how well you follow their rules. And that just blows.
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