Help me create an advertisement for 10 POINTS!!?

Question

ok i need to create an ad for class but it is supposed to be a bad, funny ad. an example that my teacher gave us is:

"marlboro, you may get cancer but at least it tastes good!''

or

"American airlines, almost all of our customers get to their destination alive!''

can someone help me think of a funny slogan like this?

Answer 1

HIV- The gift that keep on giving

Answer 2

Lamborghini, fastest car to drive; you'll get caught by the police (or you can say die) but at least you'll get to experience the speed!

Answer 3

"Jose Cuervo tequila-die with a foolish grin on your face.

Answer 4

Viagra - In your pants, you know we're right.

Orville Reddenbacher's Popcorn - Sure, I'm dead, but we're saving a bundle on new commercials.

Dial Soap - We're looking for a few filthy customers.

Hormel Chili - Gas isn't as expensive as you think.

Coke - Teeth are over-rated

Coppertone Lotion - Skin cancer never looked so good.

Oscar Meyer - producing more artificial b*****s than Hollywood.

Hamburger Helper - Indigestion was never so easy!

Evian Spring Water - Sucker. Five minutes ago, this was in your toilet tank.

Answer 5

plastic surgery, you'll look good alive OR in the grave!

Answer 6

-Toys R Us, Just the name sounds creepy!

-Verizon, No, I cant here you now!

- Under Armour, Perfect for sweating to death.

Answer 7

City Morgue Funeral Parlor - No complaints from any of our clients - 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed

City Morgue Funeral Parlor - You stab 'em - We slab 'em.