Help me find a poem for a contest! 5 stars for da winner!?

Question

I have a poetry contest coming up and I need a poem.....I want a LONG (the longer da better!:)) poem that is funny! Best answer gets 5 starz! PLZ help! Remember!:LONG AND FUNNY!

Answer 1

Here's a poem that I have begun, see if you can add to it.

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Love is hot chocolate on a freezing winter’s night,

Love is someone that holds you close and very tight,

Love is the duet that sings a favourite song,

Love is what you are given when you have done something wrong.

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Answer 2

Someone Always Stays Home

by Kail

The bride's a s***k,

The groom's a punk.

Look at her wallking!

I swear to you, she's drunk.

She shouldn't be wearing white

And I shouldn't be here.

That groom used to be mine.

I wish I could just disappear.

The vows are said,

The ring is placed on her hand

And here comes the music

From the 99 cent band.

She has no class,

Stealing my husband!

But she can have him!

He wasn't what I planned.

My God, she's such a joke.

And she's as fake as her tan.

Husband and wife go well together

She definitely deserves that man.

She's trying to talk to me

And my mind starts to roam.

Oh, at everyone wedding

Someone always stays home.

thats only really a sample

i reccoment the following site. it has a section just for humour and sub sections for humourous poems about different things.

Hope this helps

http://www.poems-and-quotes.com/funny/