Help me get this girl that has a bad boyfriend?

Question

I have this friend thats a girl that i really really like and wanna ask out, but she has a boyfriend that is another friend of mine, but he doesnt really pay attention to her as much as she deserves, so how do i get them to break up and then how do i ask her out without seeming like a d**k to my friend.

Answer 1

kidnap him, pay some russian mobsters to smuggle him to china and sell him into the male gigolo trade, when they return with your cut, which should be about 15,000 dollars if he is white, less if not, take the money and buy something really cool, like an ill used car.

offer to hang out and console her over her loss to your love, when she gets to your car, she will obviously be impressed and start to fall for you, than is the time you make your move.

good luck and godspeed.