Help me! im at mcdonalds!!

Question

i am visiting my grandma and i went out to eat at mcdonalds and took a c**p in the bathroom but no toilet paper!!! and im doing this on my laptop and i cant ask the people that work there they look like serial killers!!

HELP ME!

Answer 1

idk what to tell ya. climb under another stall?

wait you have a laptop in thee but no toilet paper. . . you might wanna check your priorities buddy.  

Answer 2

Man up and use your hand!

Answer 3

crawl out from under ur stall and get the toilet paper from the stall next to it

Answer 4

eat some spinach sammy boy and maybe you,ll grow a girth that wipes up  the mess for ya

Answer 5

Um. Is there any towels in there?

If not...maybe you should wait until you get home.

Just ask the McDonaldins, God Dammit.  

Answer 6

well, if ur serious about this...

just use ur hands

takeur hand and use the water from the toliet to wipe.. and flush the toilet after a few times

if theyre is no1 in the bathroom, pull up ur pants a lil and run to the next stall for the tilet paper, if the stall doesn't have it, take a paper towel, if no paper towels either and u refuse to wipe with ur hands, just pull up ur pants and go home and take a shower there

either throw away ur shorts or wash em urself cuz trust me, u don't want ur parents to think u took a **** in ur undies

oh and this is serious advice so don't think i'm tricking u or anything

Answer 7

broooo listen to this song my dad always sung...stranded! stranded on a toilet bowlllllll what to do when your stranded without a rolllllllllll!!?? WIPE IT WITH YOUR HANDS!!

Answer 8

Are you a troll? HhhUuuMmm!

Answer 9

use your undies and throw it away

o_o

Answer 10

that sucks.. wait, are you wearing socks?  

Answer 11

Go get some napkins.

Answer 12

ask for extra napkins, lots of them.

Answer 13

yeah,if no one is in the bath room get tissue or napkin in the other stalls or just wipe it with your jacket or whatever.. Or go online and order paper towels? or do you have a phone then call the MCD branch your in and tell them deliver some tissues in the bathroom?Good luck with that..

Answer 14

Why do you think they designed shirts with long tails or snot rags, they can be used. If you use a paper towel make sure you wad it up a few times it makes it a little softer, it is more likey to flush also. I grew up on a farm in the mid west had to make some hard choices a few times least you are not in the woods and could use some leaves or grass. They do come in handy  

Answer 15

hahahaha sucks  

Answer 16

ewww thats gross

Answer 17

sucks for you

but jus let there be stains in ur underwear lol

Answer 18

Are you serious? Okay, then.

If nobody's in there, get some toilet paper from the next stall or grab some of the paper towels, assuming there are any. If there aren't, use your briefs, or boxers, or whatever, then throw them away.

Good luck.

Answer 19

There is no help for you. You are doomed to stay there indefinitely.

Answer 20

ummmmmm good luck???