Help me learn how to fly a broom?

Question

Shark!!! and other girl, please help me learn if one of you can really!!?! please!!!!!! fly over here or something?!?

Answer 1

Wouldn't you rather fly a carpet? They're comfier and you can fit a couple of friends, depending on size.

Honestly, people that fly don't need broomsticks. Just some funny dried mushrooms. Not the ones you get in the store. ;)

Answer 2

Just go get a broom from one of those wizard and witch shops in the Harry Potter books.

Answer 3

Please e-mail [e-mail].  He has discovered how to make and market flying broomsticks for the general public.  He has a whole book released on the making and flying of them.  It's actually rather interesting.

Ask him for information on his book "The Story of the Great

American Flying Broomstick."

Answer 4

I'll send you my ex mother-in-law's phone number. She should be able to help you with that.

Answer 5

You're going to have to gain admission to Hogwarts before you can learn to fly a broom.

Answer 6

LOL to all the ones that said something about there mother in laws. But i say apply to Hogwarts academy and tell Harry Potter hey form me when you get there.

Answer 7

Take a broom to a crowded local park and lay it on the ground.  Now sit upon it and stretch your arms out to the sides.  The next stage involves making some kind of aeroplane-like noises or brumm-brumm if preferred.  As well as learning some of the skills required for broom flying, you'll also be contributing to the local entertainment industry.

At least, you will until some nice uncles and aunties arrive to take you to a new cosy nest for basket weaving.

Answer 8

I think you should start by learning anything you can about rocketry.  Then make appropriate modifications.  First modification would be using a vacuum cleaner and get up to date.

These things are pretty simple if you can just keep a clear head about you.

Answer 9

watch Harry Potter, i'll help ya by dodging the balls at your face, then you feel like flying xD

Answer 10

Ask your mother-in-law

Answer 11

Try and Try until you succeed then tell your great grand children, the practical answer after R & D for 65 years, but make it a point to take some time to maintain family other wise there will be nobody to tell about your life long experiment

Answer 12

Apparently the myth of witches flying high on broom sticks came from the fact the women who carried out rituals and spells etc (witches) used to soak the broom stick in potions (drugs) and then insert the broom stick into the body (don't ask where) Hence they where flying high on broom sticks without leaving the ground...don't try this at home!

Answer 13

get a brromstick and climb to the roof of your house then jump. tell me what happens.

im joking by the way.

you cant fly a broomstick