Help me! my friends head is stuck in the oven!?

Question

please help, my friends head is stuck in the oven, and i can't get it out

its been broken for ages, but i never knew this would happen, and that something this extreme would happen

its heating up (roughly 425 degrees), and I can't stop it

what can i do apart from suing the oven company?

Answer 1

are you serious??? or is this a non serious question i can actually answer=)

Answer 2

Call 911!  I hope you're kidding.

Answer 3

Baste his head.

Answer 4

Throw in a few potatoes to roast with it and serve with an apple in his/her mouth

Answer 5

unplug it!

then kick it!

Answer 6

UM IZ THIZ A JOKE??