Okay, so it started off in a HUGE store. It was like Sam's Club, but bigger and better. There was a giant swimming pool in the middle of the frozen foods section. I was searching the store looking for my guitar. It was the off white Les Paul I've always wanted. I came upon a guy stocking the shelves close to the swimming pool, who was the only person in the store, and asked if he had found it. He said no, so I went on. Then I was looking for my old acoustic guitar, which I actually had in real life until someone stole it. Again, I came upon the guy, he said he didn't know. Then I was looking for another strange guitar-like instrument but it was smaller and had a rounded, triangular body. It looked like some type of Jamaican or tribal instrument. Same guy, he said the same thing. Then the store manager came up to me, and asked what happened, so I told him about my missing guitars. He was talking about it with me when I noticed the guitars under the shelf the guy...
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