Help me please, relationship troubles?

Question

I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Answer 1

that was reallly reallllly funny.

excellent!

Answer 2

Ok motorcycle first- try fixing it self without making it worse, if you can't take it back to the dealer or just to a garage.

Your wife- You jumped to the first conclusion and I wouldn't confront her with it now. If she's a good person she'll tell you and if not wait until you have concrete evidence that she's cheating on you and tell her that you know about her affair. :)  hope that helped

Answer 3

what the f***????

r we supposed to help you with ur bike, or ur wife?

Answer 4

Hahahahaha!!! That's hilarious. If you have previous experience with cars fix it yourself. all you do is plug it back in.it works but always comes back out. i'd take  it to the dealer. and about your wife, she's hiding something. talk to her.  

Answer 5

yes she is cheatinq on  yoou..and yes take it to the auto shopp

Answer 6

LOL!!!