Why am I not remembered like all the other founding fahters? At a meeting in 1774 I whispered to George Washington "Hey George, lets revolt" and he said "That sounds likea good idea wiremaxman!" Then he convinced congress that it was his idea, and then we revolted.
I told Thomas Jefferson to write the words "All men are created equal"
Then on Chirtmas night, 1776, I told George Washington we should cross the Deleware river and surprise the Hessians at Trenton. So we did and we won. But I got no credit for it. Washington was given it all. At Yorktown, I talked Cornwallis into surrendering.
After the war, I came up with the ideas of free speech, freedom of press, and the idea of freedom of religion.
After all I did, there is nothing in memory of me, nothing called wiremaxman lane, nothing nothing nothing!!! It is sooo unfair!!! I am a founding father of the United States of America!!
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