Help me please!!!? anyone can answer this!!!!! very simple!?

Question

hi.READ ALL OF THIS BEFORE YOU ANSWER!!! my aunt owns a pet grooming business called the pet place. she has owned the business for 10 years. she has a advertisement board in front of the building that can be seen all the way from the interstate!BUT ,she cant think of any more cute advertisement sayings to bring in business. can you help me think of some slogans to help her business? they will be posted on the advertisement board!!! i need something cute and funny.... and that tells about low prices.

please!!!!

Answer 1

People don't want cute right now, they want to know they are getting their money's worth.

1.  A simple:

25% off this month's services

Or...

2.  Deal with the pet owners emotions:

"50% of all wild cats have AIDS.  Is YOUR cat safe?"

(I don't know if that is correct... but you get the idea.)

Perhaps she needs to send a mailing to her current customer base offering them a discount for the next 30 days on something (your aunt inserts the item here depending on the pet's condition).  You can't beat selling to the customers she already has!

Advertise, advertise, advertise!  Go hand out discount cards (with expiration date) at near by pet store or dog park, or plain ol' park.

There are plenty of ways to get more business.  Get creative, and quit worrying about "cute sayings" for the billboard.

Answer 2

prices as low to the ground as your pet is!

prices as trimmed as your pet pooch.

now your dog can look as good as you..

sorry... these aren't very good...

Answer 3

ummm...

the prices here r as low as ur feet!!!

ur pet will luv it here & u'll luv the prices!!!!

go ahead and pamper ur pet without the big price!!!!

u'll be barking mad bout these prices!!!!