Help me please! serious! dont laugh or dont answer?

Question

ok so basically im hung like a horse and whenever I have a hard on for more than 2 minutes I get SO lightheaded and i get dizzy and sometimes i feel like im about to pass out but by that point my p***s gets soft again in the heat of the moment of fear. what should i do?!

Answer 1

Not normal. Make an appointment with your doctor ASAP.

Answer 2

Um try drinkin lots of water?

Answer 3

1st legally change ur name

ur a dude and ur name is jamie

if u had a s*x change or something

idk

and u should prolly see a doctor

Answer 4

fap

Answer 5

Have s*x while standing on your head :)  That ought to keep enough circulation in your brain and p***s at the same time :)

Answer 6

Maybe you need to get a looser pants so your circulation will not be blocked when it is too tight.

Answer 7

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...  ok, sorry.

You should probably see a doctor for that one.  

Answer 8

GET OVER THAT A MILLION WOMEN R LOOKING 4 U DUDE !!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 9

Seems unlikely to me this problem is due to your p***s being so huge that it takes so much blood out of circulation that your brain is starved of oxygen. Unless, of course, your p***s literally is the size of a horse's. But then you'd also be asking us about where you put the thing when you want to go swimming, wouldn't you?

A couple of questions/suggestions: does lying flat on your back help at all? And what's going on with your breathing? Are you sure you're not hyperventilating?

It seems possible there might be some serious underlying medical problem with your heart rhythm or blood pressure. Do you experience dizziness at any other time - during heavy exercise or exertion, for example?

Alternatively, are you sure it's not - literally - all in your head and due to you being a bit fixated on how you're feeling when you have an erection: you feel a bit giddy (as many people do, so some extent, when sexually aroused), interpret this as a sign that you're about to pass out and this provokes all sorts of fears (injury, death, etc) which causes your state of arousal to decrease and the dizziness to pass.

If you're seriously worried about this, then you already know what you should do: seek advice from a doctor.

Answer 10

try not to get arroused obviously when you first get chubby think of something else quick obviously something very unattractive (grandmother/father)

Answer 11

Cut it off.

Answer 12

LMAO

Answer 13

lmao at songsforthedeath, he has the same answer for everything

Answer 14

Wow..........well for one, congrats on the horse c**k, and two... drink red bull!

Answer 15

lol,  eat a good meal and drink plenty of water.

Answer 16

Sounds like you might have high blood pressure and cholesterol.  Go to your doctor and they should be able to help.  Also take viagra, it was originally meant to help with blood pressure, and kepp you hard of course.

Answer 17

Isnt it obvious? Go see a doctor. Something isn't right.

Answer 18

That is weird. Ask a doctor, not just random people like us.