Help me tell my grandma what i've done?

Question

since as long as i can remember i've been a full blown atheist, i dont need god or religion or w/e in my life. i live with my grandma, who is super christian, and she reads the bible every day. over the last month ive been playing a prank on her, i take the pages from her bible and use them as toilet paper. it looks so much smaller and she always makes me put my hand on it when she asks me if ive been ripping pages out, i say i haven't . im not scared of h**l caus it doesn't exist. anyway my question is i'm goig to have to tell her eventually, how should i do it to get the best reaction out of her? i dont really know how those crazy catholic midns work help would be appreciated thanks

Answer 1

I cannot believe you would do that! I am not some strong religous person but you just disrespected your grandma and her religion. That is not funny at all. Your grandma can believe in god is she wants to and no one said you have to either but stop being a rude poser it is not funny one bit...You are basically saying anyone who believes in god is crazy! You are screwed she will not firgive you for a long time. How do you know that wasn't a special gift? Buy her a new one. Man I feel bad for her since she is related to you!

Answer 2

............................good luck to you

Answer 3

I am a christian also. Your grandmother is a very smart woman. You think you have fooled her but her angels have told her what you have done. She is not a crazy person, you are the non beleiver. It is a problem for you . You should be afraid of h**l because it does exists. You should be a adult about this and just tell her the truth. She already knows and is waiting for you to tell her. It would be wise on your part to accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior and start walking with him. Life is short and your grandmother has been praying for you along time now. Life is so much better with Jesus than with the devil. You see they both do exist. May the Lord open your eyes and let you understand the truth of his word.

Answer 4

I don't really find the humor in that prank. So sorry i cant help.

Answer 5

You are a mean little twerp. I hope she beats you really, really badly with whats left of her bible.  You deserve no mercy from anyone.

Answer 6

if you believe in it or not, she does and you should respect her beliefs and her.  to destroy and desecrate her bible shows how selfish and cruel you can be.  she will probably forgive you in time but she may not trust you.  think about why you would want to hurt your grandmother instead of wanting her days to be happy and see her smiling

Answer 7

Well, I am  believer of Christ, I believe everyone is entitle to their beliefs, if you want someone to respect you and your beliefs you need to respect theirs and not force a person. I don't see the humor in what you're doing, not only or you disrespecting the believers but your elder, you 'll regret this in the long wrong. Be a mature adult and just tell her you're having trouble believing in God and leave well enough along. A fool says there's no God. You need to replace her Bible and give her great big apology. See how foolish you are she called you out on your li prank when she fronted you about ripping the pages out,I'm sure see can count. You need pray

Answer 8

I thought you were asking the best way to tell her without her getting too upset/angry...

I laughed a lot when i realised you wanted help to get the best reaction!

classic.

but still

im not religious

but to rip pages out of the Bible was just harsh and cruel, especially to someone like your grandma who looks after you and obviously its a important part of her life..

if i were you id go and buy her another copy, a really really nice one.....

Answer 9

thats not even funny :/ to be a non christian and a non believer is one thing but to rip pages out the bible and use it in a cruel way is just down right wrong and their is no way I would help someone who does something like that who feels its right to do so

Answer 10

wow, how rude and disrespectful that is!