Help me think of a good comeback

Question

You know when you ask someone a question, like say you're at their house and ask if you can have some water, and they're like "NO". They say it jokingly of course, but I never know what to say. What shoudl I say as a comeback? I'm usually just like, well, fine. and then go get it.

Answer 1

Put on your war face and shout "gimme the d**n water or I'll kick your a***"  I find that this usually works and gets everybody in a good mood.

Answer 2

LOL

be like

"haha shut up." in a serious way then smile a sweet smile so they feel awkward but know ur joking.

Answer 3

tell them to suck a fat d**k, jokingly though.

Answer 4

Give me the water if you want to live. (say it like the Terminator)

Answer 5

Offer to wash the cup after you use it.

Answer 6

your lips say no, but your eyes say yes, so i'll get it myself, thank you.

Answer 7

Thanks for your help, but I will go elsewhere to get it.  It's been a great party, but I have to wet my whistle now.  See you later...

Answer 8

Say:  "Do you not have water in your house?"

Or:  "Are you too poor to give me water?"

Or:  "Is your house like a hut in a third-world country and we have to walk to a river or a muddy pond to get some water?"

If they say yes, you can then say, "I can't believe you admitted that.  You're pathetic."

You can substitute other words for water.  If you ask to use their bathroom, or if you want a sandwich or something, and they say no, you can still use these with some variation.  Just be creative!

Answer 9

can i have some money then??

Answer 10

why don't you just answer by saying "why?" because then they won't have an answer and if they do then you can think of a come back for that answer. know what i'm saying?

peace.

Answer 11

You bow down and ask the King/Queen of proper english for forgiveness.  Correct you grammatical error; and say May I have some water your royal highness? Smile and hold up your right pinky. They'll know the code and bring you a large glass of ice cold refreshing H2O.

Answer 12

Say, "Oh well then I guess I'll just have to kill you for it."