Help me with a quote. please!!!!!!!!?

Question

alrightt.

well ive been trying to find a good quote for my myspace! and i like cant find any good ones i really like!

soo if you could post some quotes you really like or a good quote website id appreciate it alottt.[:

kayy thanks.[:

ohh and they can be about anythinggg. haha.

Answer 1

mine was:

I have a black belt, but I use it to hold up my pants.

(I'm also looking for these)

Answer 2

I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.

A woman is like a teabag - only in hot water do you realize how strong she is.

I haven't found Mr. Right, but I have found Mr. Cheap, Mr. Sleazy and Mr. Wrong.

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

Answer 3

These are the quotes I have on my FaceBook; see what you think of 'em. Take 'em, leave 'em, whatever; I just like spreading them around. ^_^ (Yeah, there's an array of Shakespeare at the top there. He makes me happy. :3)

"I wasted time, and now doth time waste me." - Richard, 'Richard II'

"I'll tell you there is good men p**n at Monmouth." - Fluellen, 'Henry V'

"Do thou amend thy face, and I'll amend my life." - Falstaff, 'Henry IV Part I'

"Thy mother's of my generation: what's she, if I be a dog?" - Apemantus, 'Timon Of Athens'

"Oh my god, this is like watching a lion rape a sheep. But in a bad way." - Phil, 'The Thick Of It'

"I've been updating the MySpace. I've got seventeen friends now. I'm snowed under! It's ever so good." - Bryn, 'Gavin & Stacey'

"And as for you, I can just about handle you driving like a pissed-up crackhead, and treating women like beanbags, but I'm going to say this once and only only, Gene: stay out of Camberwick Green!" - Sam, 'Life On Mars'

"That's why I call myself a witch now: the Wicked Witch of the West, if you want the full glory of it. As long as people are going to call you a lunatic anyway, why not get the benefit of it? It liberates you from convention." - Elphaba, 'Wicked' by Gregory Maguire

"I have this large tattoo on my chest. It is like a dream I have while I am awake. I see it in the mirror as I shave and brush my teeth, or when I change my shirt or make love. What can I do? I can't remember where I got the tattoo. When in the past did I live such a life? And the price of having such a large tattoo removed must be completely beyond reason. Still, the workmanship of the drawing is excellent, a landscape 8 x 10 inches in full color, showing cattle going downhill into a small western town. A young man, who might have been my great-grandfather, dressed as a cowboy and holding a rifle, stands at the top of the hill and points down toward the town. The caption beneath the picture reads: "Gosh, I didn't know we were this far west." " - 'Confessional Poem' by Louis Jenkins

Answer 4

if ur kids dont listen  u havent hit them in the head with a brick enough -my dad lol loveit when he says that

Answer 5

where ever you go, there you are

either you die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villan

though i dont agree with what you say, i will defent to the death your right to say it

for once i was blind but now i can see

jai guru deva (for this great god)

alia iacta est (the die is cast)

home is where the heart is, i have no heart, therefore i have no home

is that your p***s?

no it's my leg but im flattered

double double toil and trouble

if you really loved me you would ahave endoured...

live every day as your last