I've accidentally started the tradition of "Limerick Thursday" out at my work. The guy I work with's name's James Bender, he drives a ute, has "famous balls" in Launceston (long story, the old ladies love em), red hair, goatee, etc, so anything like "s*x offender, gender bender, fender, splendour, pretender, rear-ender" will work, although it doesn't have to use his last name as the rhyme.
Also work with Max, an effeminate g*y guy who everyone loves, Nathan, Jimmy (who needs his own special limericks, possibly even his own book of them), so any limericks using their names would be fantastic.
Cheers to all who contribute! Thank you so very much!
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