Help me write a eye popping classified add for my Suzuki Boulevard M50 in 25 words or less, I can't sell it

Question

I had the classified add for 4 weeks and NOBODY CALLED

its an 2005 Suzuki Boulevard M50, V Twin,805cc, FI, shaft drive, best offer.

I was thinking of changing the add to say 2005 Suzuki Hayabusa Cruiser M50, fast bike

Answer 1

Buy My POS Bike or I'll pop You in the Eye!

(OK, the POS is optional, I was drawing from Your previous posts about it)

Answer 2

The guy with the Suburban wouldn't swap, I take it.

Answer 3

insure it,report it stolen

Answer 4

For Sale. Small, fun, inexpensive bike. Please get this thing away from me so I can buy a real bike!. It might work. Remember the "Ugly Volkswagen" ads? Disarming self deprication. You can donate it if you want to take the tax deduction.

Answer 5

This was Brittney and KFeds ride.