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Help... my head is stuck in the kettle.?

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What do i do to get it out?

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Perhaps you shouldn't have taken all that Cannabis...
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please stop asking stupid questions or ask them in a different place NOT in pets

why would yu be stupid enuff to put it in there in the first place !
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Keep it on, might be an improvement
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Call the fire brigade.

When someone tells you "put the kettle on", just fill it with water and plug it in, OK?
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Not Funny, but thanks for the 2 points
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stay stuck, that way you cant type anymore... thanks for the 2 points!
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Sounds like you're better off staying in there tbh
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Quit doing drugs!!!!! Your head wouldn't have gotten that small if you hadn't been doing them.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

JohnR, I'd have given you more thumbs up, but YA wouldn't let me...:(
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go get a job.
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Turn on the kettle so the heat evaporates the vast quantities of water in your brain, decreasing the volume and therefore allowing additional space for you to squeeze it out again.
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um amputate it
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Sorry, but that is so NOT funny. You've also posted in the wrong section.
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sorry but it doesnt sound like there is anything in there to keep you from just pulling it out...
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who cares idiot!!!
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That would depend on what kind of fantasy game you are playing!
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Seriously this is nothing to fool around with. Call a vet immediately
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first get some preperation h and pour it in the spout this should shrink your head so it can be removed from your umm kettle(if that is what you call it)or you can call a cranialrectomologist and have it removed.
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Why not just leave it there ?
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you'll just have to go to A&E and look like abit of a t**t
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Thats ok i have my head stuck up my ***.
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Seriously, get a life! You aren't funny, your just an ideot!
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Just dont stuck your head in Toilet after get it out ..
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When a Scottish person says "Awa' an bile yer heid" you shouldn't take it literally.
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Come on.....spout it out.
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Haha. The only thing Im laughing about is

HOW STUPID YOU ARE! GET A LIFE!

Or Ill REALLY stick ur head in a kettle.

With burning hot water. >:)
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