Help on The War in Georgia

Question

Does anyone know if Atlanta's been hit by the Russian bombings? Will my AOL service continue working? Will I still get Cartoon Network?

Please help.

Answer 1

lmao.

Answer 2

Rest assured that you will still have the basic creature comforts of American life.  They've only killed about 1500-2000 men women and children in bombardment.  I've heard the survivors in the capital are coming out of the rubble looking for water.  Everything's fine here.  Spongebob aint goin off the air for such a trivial thing.

Answer 3

"Giggles", yes you shall keep getting 'Cartoon Network', the attacks are in South Ossetia however a few months may hit Georgia due to Russian War Jets, I believe you will still get your AOL and your cartoons.

Daniel.

Answer 4

I thought Florida was on it's way to help