Help please really need to know something!!

Question

ok...i once had to f**t really baddddd...but i held it in. but when i got home,,my stomache hurt. then i pushed the f**t out and my picture blew on the floor. and then i had to f**t more!!! and i didnt need to go number 2 either!! whats wrong with me?

Answer 1

Don't hold it in next time!!! When you hold it in it backs up the whole system-that's why your stomach hurts.

Let it flow everybody farts !

Answer 2

Eat more veggies and stay away from cabbage and califlower and hard boiled eggs..your lucky u didn't blow a hole through the wall.. (sorry couldn't resit that one.)  

Answer 3

You should not try to deny your body of its needed functions.

Go ahead and belch if you need to.

Here is a joke to help remind you:

Q: What did one burb say to another?

A: "Let's be stinkers and go out the other end!"