Help why does my nob cheese smell like stilton one day , pamasan the next day and pure cheddar the next :(?

Question

my ho dosent mind as she likes to sprinkle a bit on seasoning as she prefers the taste any help please im suffering

Answer 1

Some how, you have a fixation on head cheese and the smell of it.

I would have expected parmasn to come after cheddar instead of B4 cheddar.

Parmasan is the cheese used on a Ceasar salad or on lesagna, and it smells like vomitus! Hahaha!...U could season yur cheese with a little tobasco sause to give it a bit of warm wonder.

You give the natural p***s a bad name!... (you give love a bad name) Heehe!

My help is:

U grew it U chew it! ...Uggugah!!  Hahaha!

Me! ;- )    

Answer 2

hahaha. wash

an extract from

http://www.thesahara.net/feet_smelly.htm  

There are several types of smell that come from the feet (in your case p***s), based on what species of bacteria is acting. The main and usual microbe that grow on the feet (p***s)  actually produces gas similar to those released by bacteria that breaks down cheese, hence the similar smell and name 'cheesy feet (c*ck)'. The bacteria are only there to break down dead or unwanted material

Answer 3

Gary grow up :)

Answer 4

it's because you are a dirty little school boy who hasn't cracked personal hygiene yet

Answer 5

Chop up your p***s and eat it with a bap!

Answer 6

I like cheese balls, but the maize snack type, not things like you have lol.  

Answer 7

get washed more often dirty b.......

Answer 8

it hasnt been washed, that's why.  if your gf likes it seasoned, she can just eat it.

Answer 9

NASTY BASTARED

Answer 10

You suck at life!

End Yourself

Answer 11

wash your p***s so you dont get schmegma AKA d**k cheese :)

Answer 12

Somehow, I don't think you really have a 'ho' and you certainly won't get one if you can't look after elementary hygiene.

Get circumcised. No smegma, no more cheesy smell.

Failing that - wash more frequently.

Answer 13

Grow up and get clean you dirty, disgusting excuse for an animal.

Answer 14

LMFAO.

Answer 15

hahahahaha ..........scruff!

Answer 16

What do you know an erse with a k**b.