Help with a clever comeback?

Question

I share my last name with Jimi Hendrix, so a lot of people ask me if I'm related to him, even though I'm clearly not. Any clever come backs that I could use?

Answer 1

Tell them He is your grandfather and that You have 73 cousins.

Answer 2

psh i am jimi hendrix :P

Answer 3

say "im his mom actually."

Answer 4

"As much as I like to, but he wouldn't allow it."

Answer 5

"Hey Joe, why dontcha go play in the crosstown traffic?"

"Ooh, that gets me so angry I see a purple haze..." playing on the "red haze" that angry people claim to see...

"Of course, what an Experience that was!"

"No, but Carlos Santana is my mother's second cousin twice removed."

"No, but he's related to me."

Answer 6

Tell them yes. Then when they say "really?" say "no."

Answer 7

ask them if their colorblind

Answer 8

People do that to me all the time and another well-known person. I actually haven't come up with any great comebacks.

Answer 9

I'm his sixth child..........