Help with english poem, need you guys! have your work in my poem!?

Question

Im wirghting a poem for my english, and we have 2 use lines that other people make up and put them all 2gether

the poem's about seaguls

nevative things about seaguls

and must use metaphor

anyone want 2 wright some lines

or just 1 line

or 4 or w.e

COME ON HAVE YOUR WORK IN MY PEOM! :)

Answer 1

Rats in the sky, flying up high.

Don't look up or they'll p**p in your eye.

Just grab some alka seltzer

   and put it some bread,

Watch them eat & puff up ,

   with those tiny little heads.

But stand back a bit - Just so you know -

You don't want to get hit man! It's gonna explode!!!

Answer 2

Let's pretend you are serious.  Though, how I arrive at that conclusion heaven knows.

Right

I'm writing a poem for my English class, and we have to use lines that other people have made up and put them together.

The poem is about seagulls

Negative things about seagulls

and must use metaphors

.Does anyone want to write some lines

or just one line, or four or whatever.

COME ON HAVE YOUR WORK IN MY POEM!

Okay, here goes

A seagull is a beach-combing bum

Who does no work

He'll always shirk

He'd rather just steal from everyone.

Diving recklessly from the sky

To snatch your sandwich

And p**p in your eye.

Edit - didn't see Smoothie's posting before I wrote mine...pure coincidence

Answer 3

Sometimes seagulls are like teenagers,

they come in squawking, make a mess and leave.

Answer 4

Why would you want to say anything negative about a seagull?  How about this: seagulls stink?

Answer 5

seagulls good hunters

they'd go 4 cheat

some of them at coast

more in wall-street

Answer 6

seagulls is how you spell it

no purpose other than eat eat

mindless army of stomachs

alkaseltzer alka seltzer

splat

Answer 7

A seugul is like a mystical creature thhat know one understands , or Fluttering threw the deep unknown is a bird witha birds eye view of the world