Help with my problem

Question

dolphins keep attacking my house....ive tried everything u can think of electric fences.....guard towers......rabid chipmunk launching catapults...none of it has seemed to work...

heres a pic so u can clearly understand what im dealing with

http://s43.photobucket.com/albums/e385/pbear111/?action=view&current=dolphinattack.jpg

Answer 1

i had the same problem last week except with koala bears. those things can f**cking bite

Answer 2

Try setting a can of tuna that's not dolphin-safe next to your house. Attach a sign that says, "This is what happened to Phil." They will go away.

Answer 3

lol, that wuz completely worth it

Answer 4

you need..... the A-team.