Help writing the speak to persuade the audience NOT to vote for me.?

Question

I have to give a speech in front of a couple people tomorrow for something I do not want to win. How can I say it so people will understand I would not, and don't want to be in the office?

Answer 1

Just say it...

Answer 2

just don't show up for the speech...

Answer 3

Say, " I am the worst person you could vote for. If you do I will ruin any hope you ever had."