Help writing topic sentences (10 points!)?

Question

i have 2 write 3 newpaper articles about the war of 1812..

1) is about the causes of the war

2) a prediction about how the war will end

3) Tecumsheh (he was an aboriginal chief that his people to help the british with the war so they could eventually form their own territory)

i need to know some witty,clever, funny, suprising, or provocative statements to use as the topic sentence for each of these articles!

I have to write them as if i am actually living in that time

Please help!!!!

Answer 1

Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld and Rice travel back in time to change the outcome of the War in 1812;)