Her Majesty seems to have stolen my hat. What ever should I do?

Question

It's my absolute favorite (mauve velvet with a plume), and that little thief snatched it right off my head when I curtsied to her. I want it back! Shall I notify Scotland Yard?

Answer 1

I should write her a nasty letter and tell her what I think of petty thieves, if I were you.

Mind you, I said that with that awful high pitched Queenie accent that Craig Ferguson uses when he´s being the Queen.

Answer 2

No. That old bag is bound to die soon anyway.

Answer 3

Hee hee it was me! I just made it look like Her Majesty. It fits me rather nicely actually! I think I shall keep it.

Answer 4

The bloody bee-otch

Answer 5

Eww...I wouldn't want it back, if I were you.  Sharing hats or combs with other people is a sure way to get lice.

j-r

Answer 6

Dude, I totally get you!

The same happened to me!  I curtsied to her when I was at Royal Ascot, that day I was wearing my light pink hat with the wide brim with rosebuds...she just took it from me!

I highly suggest you have a fencing match with her.

She won't last three seconds!

And the hat will be yours again!

That's what happened to me :).

Answer 7

Go back to the thrift store and buy another one.

Answer 8

That's a hoot! Well, righty-o, old chap.

Answer 9

why don't you just kill her? she's really old so I doubt she's able to run fast.