Here, is this haiku hot or what?

Question

One side brushes hair-

t’other paints your cushions bare-

what a useful thing!

It’s also part of a project in the compilation of dual-use objects, and a guessing competition, as well!

Answer 1

Since the last person didn't show up, let me be the first to say I wanna slap you upside the head really badly!!!

Answer 2

I think it will go far.

Answer 3

as a 5 7 5 pattern it works. As a riddle it is a puzzle. Good one Myles. I have no idea what it is.

Answer 4

Myles combs my hair

as he erases and sharpens

my pen...what a useful thang

hey I'm getting pretty good at it...cool

Answer 5

It must have gone right over my head. I didn't get it. Not unusual, though.