Here's a couple of funny jokes

Question

Wanna hear a dirty joke?

The horse fell in the mud.

Wanna hear a clean joke?

The horse took a shower.

Do you have any other funny jokes to share?

Answer 1

thats not funny lolz

Answer 2

no and those aren't funny

Answer 3

that joke is not funny

Answer 4

3 people, Chowder, Mung, and Shnitzel, are stuck in a bathroom. Chowder needs to pee really badly, but can't because there are 2 other people, and he doesn't trust them because they are old and ugly. Chowder claims that he really needs to pee, or he will explode. Mung tells him, "You won't explode, but something worse will happen..."

Chowder asks, "What?!"

Mung replies, "We will drown."

"Gross."

Answer 5

ha!!!!

that made me laugh a little

Answer 6

BOOOOOO!  you get a big , fat tomato for that one

Answer 7

lame.. that's so old and unoriginal

Joke for you ... There's a truck driver and his wife. The truck driver comes home from a run and is looking for his wife around the house. He finally finds her in the bedroom with a suitcase. The truck driver says, "Hon, you going somewhere?" The wife says, "It has recently come to my attention that you are a ped o file." The truck driver says, "Well that's a mighty big word for a 14 year old."

Now, that's a joke.

Answer 8

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