Here's a word challenge for you....?

Question

I'd like you to make me a sentence using homophones that makes sense. Here is a small example:

The bawl rolled down the stares into the rows garden.

More chance of getting Best Answer if you make it funny.

Remember, it must pass spell check.

Have fun.

Answer 1

My salary was dew, sow I had two lute my boss' money and then I complaint to the mare.

Butt the mare took of his wonderful genes two give me aural s*x.

My hart throbbed butt I lost control and feinted.

When I got up, I was tide up with his chair.

I tried to brake free butt the robes wear strong.

However, the mare's dog beat the robes and set me free.

I had a ruff day.

I went home and lade my hare down.

Finally, I was under the alter.

*Best Wishes*

♪♣ Đǐvǐήέ Яάў ♣♪

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Answer 2

We should always talk about homophones things.

Answer 3

Witch which one won rows. (Which witch won one rose.)

The principle's sun drew a pail son over rose of blew flours, with a rows in a pale on the write. (The princepal's son drew a pale sun over rows of blew flowers, with a rose in a pail on the right.)