Paddy was looking for work, and his mate told him that they needed someone up at the Blacksmiths.
Paddy went to see the bloke, and said, "My mate tells me your looking for someone to work here."
"Yes, that's right." said the Blacksmith, "Can you shoe Horses?"
"I'm not sure," said Paddy, "but I once told a Donkey to f*ck off."
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