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Here`s another Viagra joke !

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A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast.

"Bacon, eggs, perhaps some toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit and a cup of fresh coffee?"

He declines, "It's the Viagra," he says, "it's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime she again asks if he would like something.

"A bowl of homemade soup, maybe with a cheese sandwich? Or how about a plate of snacks and a glass of milk?"

Again he declines. "No thanks. It's the Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat, offering to go to the cafe and buy him a super burger. "or would you rather I make you a pizza from scratch? Or how about a tasty stir-fry? That'll only take a couple of minutes...?"

Once more he declines, "Again, thanks, but it's the Viagra. It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

"Well then," she replies, "Would you mind getting off me? I'm bloody STARVING!"

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  1. Not funny.


  2. hehe

  3. lol nice

    how about this one?

    scientists have found a soluble viagra that dissolves in ur tea, it doens't do anything for ur se.x life but it stops ur biscuits going soggy when u dunk them in XD

  4. Thanks 4 the giggle.lol

  5. wasn't as funny as the other one but still very good! LOL!

  6. Made me smile :)

  7. LMAO with this one as I've not heard it and will be passing it around to all my married women friends  yeah we should be so lucky just think of all the fun exercise and weight loss. What a diet plan for sure!  Thanks for posting <still G-ing>

  8. hahahha lol thats a good one

  9. hehehehe...I like it

  10. hahaha thats hilarious

  11. not as funny as the other but still really good!

  12. Quite funny =D  

  13. lol, i like the other one better tho.

  14. heeee, heeeee let er rip. So funny girl. Just to much. LMAO

  15. lmao mrs took a while to get there but hit the spot???

  16. lol  

  17. lol.

  18. cool one

  19. tee hee Piggy, funny

  20. good un.

  21. lol..:)

  22. LOL!!!!!

    that's bloody marvellous!  

  23. Haha funny.

  24. not as funny as ur other 1 but still funny

  25. rofl good one

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