Heres the question; What is the best way to get revenge on a cheating boyfriend??

Question

I was engaged to a man (we will call him Retardo) he was the perfect one so I thought... anyways he gave me his email password and told me to keep track of his things cause he's military, so in doing so I seen where he had ordered flowers and sent them to another woman... When I questioned him he denied he loved her then left me for her Now I want my revenge!!!

Answer 1

go buck wild on his soul

Answer 2

rape him till he dies

Answer 3

1.Got the victims address? send them A note supposedly from a real doctor at your local hospital. the letter should be about that a patient who has contracted the aids virus has named you as a past sexual partner please contact me (give doctors nameat the end) at (hospital name and number) in two days so that I can make arrangements for a blood test. This will drive them nuts untill they actually call.

2. if you can bring yourself to do it. obviously a sleezy guy. set up a camera. lure him to you. sleep with him and send it to her...or find a way into his house or car and plant false evidence of him doing the same to her.

3. Revenge story"We purchased a bright white vibrator and made sure to fill it with fresh Duracell's. We followed him to a largely crowded supermarket one evening. While he was in the store we quickly super glued the running (full blast) vibrator to the hood of his shiny, new, black, luxury car.

After watching the faces of every soul leaving the parking lot, (which was worth it alone) he came out of the market. When he saw the vibrator, he stood frozen with shock. He was too afraid to touch the thing and was quite puzzled at what to do. He tried hitting it off with a loaf of bread, but to no avail. After being stared at by dozens of exiting customers, he decided to make a quick get away.

He was forced to drive about two miles home with the vibrating vibrator. It was classic and unforgettable!!"

4) Make a bumper sticker that says something to the nature of "white power, Jesus is dead, anything about weed smoking for the cops, KKK rules...ect" I wonder how long they would drive around before they figure out it is there???

5) If you know their phone number.... Make a fake screen name online with a g*y profile and go to a g*y chat room for your area. Flirt with as many g*y men as you can and tell them to call you. You can E-mail too!!!!! ; ) If you are brave, go to a gar bar and leave their number and name in the bathroom. "Shy closet case-call me...."

Answer 4

Have you ever heard that Carrie Underwood song Before he cheats? do that.

Answer 5

I suppose just forget him. It'll do you good aswell. I mean cause there's nothing you can really do since you're no longer with him.