Heve you ever listened over the cb radio, and what is the funniest thing you have heard.?

Question

I want to know if you have ever just sat and listened to truckers on a cb radio, and what is the funniest thing you have heard them say. If you herd it over walkie talkies or another kind of radio, that is fine too. Please tell funny stories, I need a few good laughs.

Answer 1

I heard this girl it sounded like a girl over a wakie talkie and she said hi I'm bambie can you come help me all I have to wear is my gea string and hooker heels, will someone come help me put wip cream all over me! And 4 trucker guys where like oh well come where are you where coming we have to go help her alarms going off wo wow owwowwowowow pull over! I was like wtf? lol . And I found out it was a guy saying all that! I was like that was creepy lol!.

Answer 2

The ex-stipper and her drunk husband wanting to firefight everyone after a local cb get together (where lots of booze flowed) where she actually tried to show what she used to do before ....

Other stuff would have me thrown from here....

But I did hear of a guy who had someone give him a old police radio and he proceeded to use it like a cb and tell the police in a town about 20 miles away to get off his channel

Let's just say FCC makes house calls at night:-)