Hey, Competetion everybody!!!?

Question

Hey, yo'll, here's a good competetion, thing is you have to give a funny answer:

1) If you could go back in time, what would be the first thing you'd do?

ANSWER THIS AND YOU COULD WIN A TRIP TO PARIS!!!

(Kiddin', don't be alarmed)

The answer which I feel is the funniest will be chosen as BEST ANSWER(10 points).

So put your answers like this:

Real Name:

Real Age:

Answer:

P.S. You have three days left to answer this quetion.No need to mention it, of course...

Have a good time and advance thanks for answering!

Answer 1

Kristen

24

I'd start over from the age of 18, thats when my life took a change for the worst, and I'd change pretty much everything about my life from that point on.

Answer 2

If you don't want your question to be deleted, you'd better edit out that part about real name. You're not allowed to ask people that in yahoo answers, or provide that information either. Someone may report your post for a "solicitation" violation.

I haven't done that, but someone might so you'd be wise to fix it.

I have two answers, a serious answer and the kind of answer you probably want. The serious answer is there's no such thing as "going back in time." It isn't something anyone even has a clear idea just what they mean by saying. It's a deliberately vague word usage for saying something that doesn't make sense. Instead of saying, "in such and such a year you were 5 years old, and 40 years before that you were 34." Doesn't make sense.

Now the answer you want, if I had actually existed as an adult my current age at some time before my birth, I would seek out all my enemies' parents and prevent them from being born by interfering with their relationships. Then again, if I had done that before my birth, it wouldn't be something I'd go do, it would have already happened. My enemies wouldn't exist in the first place. That's why it doesn't make sense.

Answer 3

Real name: Dr. shnitenshnofner

Real age: 157

Answer: ☺

Answer 4

Real Name: Ben Dover

Real Age: 2 minutes old

Answer: Spank the presidents.

Answer 5

Eric

18

To go back and give the spartans machine guns to fight the persians

Answer 6

name :  Maria

Age:24

Answer: step out of the time machine that took me there

Answer 7

Real Name: Candace

Real Age: 15

Answer: I'd ask God, "Why did he give black people nappy hair?"