Hey, all you Christians; I'm confused?

Question

What is the difference between Jesus Christ and a zombie-witch doctor? I'm no theologian, so I've never really had much ease figuring this out. ~ Thanks!

Answer 1

The 'zombie-witch doctor' is a created, limited, demon possessed human, and God Almighty has always existed!!

Answer 2

That sermon on the mount gave some strong indication that this was not black magic, but light coming into the world. Unfortunately though, many have turned it back into something dark with their blood for sin theology... that Jesus did not preach. More on my bio.

So in that sense, you are right on target. The Pauline blood theology misrepresents the Kingdom Gospel and in doing so has created the confusion. You are right. There is tremendous confusion there. Thanks for speaking the obvious.

But I would say, Sermon on the Mount. That made it different.

Answer 3

Shouldnt all 14 year old trolls be in bed by now?

Answer 4

Not much going on between your ears is there love?

Answer 5

confusion is not of god but of satan

Answer 6

Bitter people wouldn't know the answer

Answer 7

oh goodness, you MUST know the difference or is that question a joke???

Answer 8

Ok so Jesus was alive for 33 years once he was 30 he began telling all the jews about what would soon happen and he even healed the sick and made the blind see when he died he took all the sinns of the world on him when he came back to life 3 days later most people new him and it was then that he told his disciples to spread the word.  The difference is withch docters call on the devil to bring people back to life a task which he can't do but God can and he has done it three or four times. the zombies cant exist its just a legend but jesus does

Answer 9

Jesus is the Holy Son of God.  A zombie witch doctor is not.

Jesus willingly hung on a cross to die for our sins.  A zombie witch doctor did not.  Because of Jesus, we have eternal life.  A zombie witch doctor cannot do that for us.

I hope this clears things up for you.

Answer 10

Though atheist, I think there was a guy named Jesus 2000 years ago.

As for if they both have super powers, well, so does Superman.  All three, of course, are fictional accounts of supernatural ability.

Answer 11

Only the witty can insult me.

Example:

A Zombie Witch Doctor wouldn't put up with your lack of theological understanding and would shrink your head smaller than it already is.

See how that works. Witty, clever and funny.