Hey, can I get a lightly fried weasel in a bun with mayonnaise, please?

Question

Why is it that people consider you strange when you ask this to strangers?!

Answer 1

Well,,,, it is,,, unusual.

Besisdes, isn't it against the law to eat politicians in a sandwich?

Answer 2

People think its strange because you just can't have mayonnaise with weasel. Weasel with mustard or relish is fine, but weasel and mayonnaise just doesn't go.

Mind you. each to their own, if you like your weasel with mayonnaise I'll defend your right to have it with mayonnaise goddamn it! Just make sure that if you are getting me one that you go with mustard (and maybe onions).

Answer 3

Because they think that you are nuts

Answer 4

wat was ur point of asking this 2 ppl??? (jus askin)