Hey, we need some help!? With names....and stuff!?

Question

Hey, we're writing a fun article for our newspaper and we would like to hear some ideas of names that would be completely appropriate but hilarious! Like, for example, "Bobby Pin". We can't put anythink vulgar, so just help us make it fun! Thanks~!

Answer 1

Harry Manback

Answer 2

Harry Chest

Eileen Foward

Wayne Dwopp (an actual person's name, saw it in a book!)

Kim Chi

Haha yeah hope you like those!

Answer 3

Karrie Okey

Answer 4

Candy Cane

Rusty Razor

Jack Knife

Jack Hammer

Amanda Huggenkiss (A man to hug and kiss)

Ben Dover

That's all I can think of right now..

Answer 5

Al Bino ( albino)

Amanda Lay ( a man to lay )

Anna Recksiek ( anarexic )

Anne Teak

Bill Board

Bill ding

Brighton Early

Brock Lee

Candace Spencer (can dispenser)

Dan Druff

Don Key

Earl Lee Riser

Ella Vader

Eric Shinn

Answer 6

Billy Hill

Starry Knight

Fish Hooks

f***y O'rear

Liberty Bell

  

Answer 7

All I can really think of is:

Tom Morrow but it just seems like I've heard it somewhere.

maybe:

Henry Oldphart (as in oldfart)

Catcha Fisher (i dunno!!)

That's hard, but nice idea!