Hey Astronomers! Have you ever made a reference to your "Big Dipper" to pick up a chick?

Question

Did it work? I am taking some broad camping and plan to get some action. Did you have any luck with this line? I am thinking of telling her that the telescope is in my pants and if she finds it she will "see stars".

What do you think?

Answer 1

i dont know...it sounds kinda weird. why dont you tell her something like "if you were a star, you'd be the north star and i would be the big dipper always revolving around you."

pretty lame myself but it kinda seems less intrusive than yours.

Answer 2

I think you had better be taking HER plans into consideration. Any man who doesn't is a pig.

Answer 3

You'd have better luck lying about having a pig named Dipper.

Otherwise I think it's sleazy and undermines your entire trip.

She'll have second thoughts. Play the romantic card with

a camp fire and activities, try and honestly enjoy the trip.

Hold on a second.... This is a joke!

Answer 4

I've heard that one before, not personally. It will work if you're cute enough... and it also depends on what type of girl you're approaching. I'd like to know what happens!

Answer 5

Imagine that it does work.  Is this someone you want to spend time with?

None of the canned pickup lines work.  So i settled on the one i thought was funniest: "If I tell you that you have a beautiful body, will you hold it against me?"

Mind you, since it doesn't work, it's just humor.

Answer 6

You're a fruit.  Ask some real questions if you're going to waste people's time.

Answer 7

Brilliant. She'll want to have s*x with you even more if you use these lines.

Also try these favorites:

"Your hot, lets ****."

"You must work at the mill, you've given me wood all day."

"I play volleyball."

Answer 8

if you have to resort to gutter language to pick up a ''broad'' its not a telescope you have in your pants its probably a soggy chip!!!

Answer 9

I'm a mathematician, not an astronomer.  And mathematicians do it by the numbers ☺

Or you could try the old biker love poem:

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

I like peanut butter.

Let's F*ck.

HTH,

Doug

Answer 10

I think you should learn what it is that girls really want... and to pay more attention to girls feelings and thoughts... And last but not least... I think you should stop thinking of your self first when it comes to this stuff....

But thats just my opinion...

Answer 11

if you say that she will laugh at you. I am a woman. I would laugh at you. if she's going camping with you she has agreed to go knowing that you will probably try to have s*x with her. she must be ok with that because otherwise she would not have agreed to go with you. you're already halfway there. dont do anything cheesy. just let it happen. how about this: just kiss her without saying anything retarded first and see what happens.

I dont support men trying to have s*x with women they hardly know, but since you asked I have to tell you not to be an idiot.