Hey Everyone! I need help with a cool scene for a Film Script! I've had great help from YA b4, so here goes...

Question

We're nearing the Climax of the Film. The party of people have discovered an underground tunnel and have found a massive; oak medieval door at the end. They are trying to open it and Yvonne, (Kristin Scott Thomas), the main character, finds a stone slab. With the help of Mick Jagger; Martha Mackintosh (Bette Middler); José (Adam Brody) & Michael, her husband, (Oliver Platt), they are about to break open the door:

YVONNE

Okay! On the count of three, we BASH this *******

open! One...everybody ready?

EVERYONE

Ready!

YVONNE

Two...THREE!

I need a brilliant two-syllable swear word for the asterix's. I was going to use "motherfucke r", but Daphne (January Jones), uses this later on in the Film in the same way. Yvonne is English & very short tempered. The word should really kick some as s!

Answer 1

putsy slab of tree

Answer 2

cok sucker

Answer 3

I think "bloody b /itch" would work well there.

Answer 4

OK, but MF*r is 4 syllables, so we have to re-think this, OK?

!!BASH AS S!!

SILLY QUESTION, REALLY, HOPE YOU SUCCEED!