Hey Homies! Can each of you tell me 2 of your best and funniest jokes that you ever heard in your life?

Question

Can each of gimme your 2 best jokes please=D??

Answer 1

knock knock!

whos there?

banana!

banana who?

knock knock!

whos there?

banana!

banana who?

(keeps going on after awhile)

knock knock!

whos there?

orange!

orange who?

orange you glad i didn't say banana?

sorry, kinda lame...

i couldn't think of any.

Answer 2

Joke #1;



Tom Brady's butt chin is so big, he looked out the window, and got arrested for mooning. [i made this up 100%]

Joke #2;

Yo Mommas so fat, she uses Texas as her tanning bed.

Answer 3

1. Yo face!

2. The look of people's faces when they see YO FACE!