Hey Ladies, do you sneeze like a man??

Question

So I have a pet peeve (obviously), I cringe when I hear a woman sneeze like a man (instant turn-off for me lol). If you have a manly sneeze, I'd love to see some descriptions. Best description of your manly sneeze wins the 10 points. Ok examples for you: Chunky, Sounds like a truckdriver with a bad cold, etc...

Answer 1

My sneeze is really quiet and cute

Answer 2

nope.

Answer 3

My sneeze sounds like a cross between a lawn mower and a wood chipper with a hint of a chainsaw (not kidding).  Many people have commented on my raucous sneezing.

Answer 4

I sounds like a cat when I sneeze lol

Scrunch up my nose and eyes and ahhh ahh AHHHHH pfffft!

Answer 5

gross question. lol i sneeze like a chimp

Answer 6

Hi!-

Oh Gosh YES! I sneeze really loudly! My family always teases me about it! Mine sounds like Im screaming and ( using your example) sounds like a truckdriver with a bad cold! LOL...

God Bless,

Jamie

Answer 7

This one made me laugh out loud - thanks

BTW - I have a wimpy, girly sneeze for the record (no, this is not a date request, I'm straight LoL)

Answer 8

I don't sneeze. I quite cold turkey. 10 points for being the best?

Answer 9

i sneexe like a mouse lol. it a like a *whispers* aahhh ..chew  lol its very quite not manly at all lol