Hey guys, If you get hit in the..balls.. what do you do after?

Question

Just wondering cause,

Alot of my guy friends always have some random chic walking up to them kicking them in the balls for some reason or another

(they love to play pranks, and at some times date multiple girls at once)

So now I'm just wondering, whats your reaction/what do you do after someone kicks you down there!!!??

Answer 1

the guys i know usually just start swearing and roll around on the ground for a bit. theres this one guy at my school who got kicked in the balls so hard that he had to go to the hospital to make sure that his balls werent damaged, he couldnt talk for like 2 hours haha

Answer 2

Ummm.....if it's just good clean fun, then normally a small playful smack right back is always done, followed by some deep breathing (it seems to help).

If someone does it to hurt you, then normally you don't even recognize the hit, you're just so pissed off that it won't start to hurt until after you beat the c**p out of them. Honestly, that's the way it goes.

Oh, and being curious isn't a bad thing, you asked, we answered, but seriously, if you don't need to hit someone down there, then don't. It really does hurt.

Answer 3

Hopefully report them to the principal for being incredibly immature and stupid. Are they 10??

Would they like it if boys kicked them in the crotch or punched their boob? All holy h**l would break loose and cops would crawl up their azz. Respect goes both ways.

Hard enough hits down there can create big problems. It causes extreme pain and can damage sperm production.

Tell those idiots to stop.

Answer 4

i lay on the ground for a few minutes, check if their still there and walk it off

Answer 5

Whenever I get kicked in the balls for one reason or another, I grab myself, keel over, fall on the ground, start groaning, start sweating a lot, and then after a few minutes (depending on how bad it was) I get up slowly, and then after 30 seconds of walking it off, I run at the person who did it to me and usually kick them in the balls even harder. Then we're even and we have a laugh about it.  

Answer 6

Pick up the person that did it and smash their head againt something hard and dry.

Edit: Sorry, I meant I would use the force to do that! or I would pull out my MK60.

Edit: Beat the c**p out of them or chop them in half with my lightsaber.

Answer 7

usually my eyes widen and i fall down screamin curse words. i grab my balls then my stomach. it pisses me off when people think potentially sterilizing a man is funny.honestly getting hit in the balls could make me hit a anyone even a female i restrain myself from hitin a girl but i will hit a dude. not on purpose but reaction.

Answer 8

Well i just asked my hubby and he said, "swear, wipe the tears from my eyes and check their still there"

Answer 9

check if i'm still good and beat the $hit out of the B!t*h who kicked me !

Answer 10

if it's that bad.. go to the hospital. it's kinda serious

Answer 11

From what I've seen (and I have kicked a guy once in the balls, he deserved it)...

...the double over, grab themselves, their eyes start to bug out of their heads, and they slowly (or quickly) drop to the ground.  Then once the initial pain is over, they slowly stand back up, and make sure they still have some balls.

Actually in middle school at a soccer game a kid got kicked in the balls and had to have one taken off.  Not kidding.

Answer 12

i would punch somebody in the face

Answer 13

ell truthfully I don't know why women are answering the question like they know what it fells like. But to me its like one of my balls was being used for a pinball machine being kicked around a thousand times!!