Hey guys, did I miss my bus?

Question

I'm curious about the atheati. Seriously, I know nothing about the organization, if that term even applies.

It seems like a lot of fellow atheists are having fun, and I want in. Did I already miss the bus to the secret underground lair for Initiation Day? Admittedly, I don't bring much to the table...I have logic and reason, but that's about it.

Also, I have this balloon.

Answer 1

You and Kris-Kross

Answer 2

What colour is the balloon?

We Atheati do not exist and if we did,which we don't,we couldn't tell you about us.

If there was anything to tell of course,which there isn't.

Answer 3

I will leak something about the Atheati organization.  Some members are not atheists.