Hey guys! It's Mark Calaway. You know Taker. I'm nervous about tonight. It's been so long. What to do?

Question

K guys! It's Mark! all day I've been like jittering. I'm really nervous. I tried to watch a movie and make out with Sara last night but I just couldn't do it. I've been shaking. For god sakes, it's been so long. What if I don't do as well as I did in the h**l in the Cell match years ago? Which version of Undertaker do I return as? THis person once black and purple Taker, that person once ministry of darkness taker, this person once the first black and grey Taker, the other person even once Badas. AAAAAAAAAAAHH!HHH! It's just beginning to drive me crazy! I'm scared. I don't want to go. I just want to get under the sheets and have Sara hold me and never get out. What if I do something wrong? God, it's going to be all over youtube. I just... I just... I don't know ok! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!

Answer 1

Troll. =]

Answer 2

UNDERTAKER IS NOT A N!GG3R

Answer 3

Haha... That's cuteee.

TRUE KENNEDICT RIGHT HERE ♥

I ♥ Mr. Kennedy

Answer 4

erm why would undertaker be on yahoo answers and when didi he turn black

Answer 5

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Answer 6

Hey it's the black Taker and btw he's getting divorce from Sara and he's with Michelle and plus Vince has already told Taker what he'll be doing wrestling is scripted ya know.

Answer 7

YOU RETURN AS THE DEAD MAN YAAA WHOOOHOOOO

Answer 8

I though you were dead and how did you become black?

Answer 9

all i can say is ya ganna get lodes of jip for this dumb c***

Answer 10

haha how funny you sick person who has no life

I LOVE The rated R Superstar~Edge

Answer 11

Funny, But he is fooling around with Michelle McCool now

Answer 12

lol thats was the worst undertaker atempt ive ever seen in my life

Answer 13

nice try

Answer 14

Ok sorry

You idiot troll.

Answer 15

I say you get that Undertaker imposter you fought years ago and make him fight Edge.