Hey now,Girls! Put that box of chocolates down! Have you seen this latest attack on your little pleasures?

Question

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/1973230/Fat-people-blamed-for-global-warming.html

I told my g/f that I'm not buying her any more Choccies! And she is not pleased at all!

Answer 1

That makes me feel great!

Answer 2

boys like chocolate too

Answer 3

hey fat people means men too you know where you going with the "hey now, girls?" lol

I'm skinny so i dont care although i do plan on getting chubby in the near future!!!!

saying that if the government care so much then weight loss aids should be free that should save them cash long term and a few of my friends would be happy to stop paying slim fast subscription fees!!!

oh and let your girlfriend enjoy those chocolates most  of us girls are grumpy without them!!! you just dont eat none!!!

Answer 4

ha ha ha and about time too. what took them so long to figure it out??

Answer 5

The news media is at it again. They are fabricating this c**p to sell newspapers. On top of that you have young Ph.Ds who write these bogus thesis just to get their 15 minutes of fame. Here's a word of advise, stop reading and worrying about that c**p and just live you life the way your parents taught you.

Answer 6

i didn't click the link too many viruses, sorry.

But I can tell you....THEY CAN PRY MY CHOCOLATES FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!!

Answer 7

Just two points; why the assumption that only women eat chocolate, and why the assumption that people who eat chocolate are invariably fat?

Answer 8

I think that the media is at it again like as usual fabricating a lot of c**p to sell newspapers

Answer 9

I eat loads of choc and i ent fat, oh well chocolate im going to carry on eating, im saving the planet in other ways :P

xx

Answer 10

That just made me laugh so hard.....

Answer 11

I don't eat chocolate because I don't like it, yes weird I know and I am not fat, so I am not guilty of making a contribution to global warming.

Answer 12

You might as well continue buying them for her.

If those chocolates sit in the shops and go stale and have to be thrown out, that contributes more to global warming than overeating them does.

So go ahead and buy her the chocolates. But not the Chevy Tahoe!

My source -- reading the following in your link:

Answer 13

Without wishing to be mean, it makes sense!

Answer 14

HUH?

Answer 15

There always something new every week that contributes to global warming, this week: fat people!

Answer 16

one cant live without chocolates..

i cant live without eating chocolates..

besides there are other ways to control/reduce global warming.. why blaming the people who eat chocolates and the fat guys??

sad world.. :(

btw good luck.. ;)

Answer 17

One of the weirder theories (spurious, uncontrolled and yet to be proven) is that people suffering from flatulence are also amongst those responsible for Global Warming. The only evidence (empyrical - no quantitative data) provided  was that with each “fart”, the air is warmed by at least 2 degrees. The speculator for this theory was greatly impressed by what he met up with in Germany, where many streets that were deemed at risk have been denominated “Einfahrt” (i.e. you are allowed only one f**t), others “Zufahrt” (closed to all farts), others again “Abfahrt” (from here no farts allowed), whereas those areas with flyovers had an  ÃƒÂ¢Ã‚€ÂœUeberfahrt” sign . In his enthusiasm over the theory he proposed “cold areas”, fitted with adequate ventilation be designated “Kaltfahrt” and those under air conditioning  ÃƒÂ¢Ã‚€ÂœEisfahrt” and the less dangerous areas “Mehrfahrt”, whereas special areas  for all immigrant workers be designated “Wegfahrt”. The German legislators have nominated a commission to analyse the proposal. One of my earlier  questions attempted to shed light on “where” the “Einfahrts” would lead us (i.e. persecution of the flatulent minority?  Danger that old age pensioners, prone to flatulence, be discriminate?), but I had only one taker, albeit disgusted (intolerance?  Rabid xenoflatulia?), the others didn’t quite understand.

Re; Fatties. Are they, due to the engorged and disturbed intestines, more prone to flatulence? That would take them definitely  into the realm of the “Vielfahrts” (multiple offenders).

Good question, must start a survey on the subject ("old"  PhD - Politology and Social Sciences - no fame required, just wisdom).

ps chocchies definitely contribute to "fahrts", but which?